Yes, it’s true I’m posting.
Yeah I thought not. I’l go ahead with it anyway.
It turns out that being pregnant is like to becoming a zombie only without the appetite. Though to be fair I’ll bet brains taste about the same coming up as they do going down. So I dunno, maybe it’s worth a try?
Think about it though; Death pallor? Check!
Shuffling steps? Yes.
Indecipherable moaning? We’ve got that too!
See? practically the same.
So what’s new with you?